17 Security Related Phrases We Are Sick of Hearing

1. “What is the key to our wireless again?”

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2. “I downloaded something and now my computer is acting all weird”

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3. “Why do I need to use the VPN all the time?”

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4. “How come I have to apply updates all the time?”

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5. “At home I run macs because they don’t get viruses and malware”

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6. “Hey, can you teach me how to hack?”

Polarbear

7. “Is there any way to get around me having to type my password over and over again?”

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8. “I clicked on it because it totally looked like it was from my bank”

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9. “I think my twitter account has been hacked, what do I do now?”

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10. “Should I get my CISSP?”

shot2head

11. “Is it safe to click on this self-signed cert?”

nope

12. “I have no idea how that pornography got on my computer?”

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13. “The webpage said that this cloud services was 100% secure?”

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14. “I locked myself out of my account again, can you reset it?”

hatemylife

15. “I think I may have just lost a bunch of important files, what do I do?”

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 16. “Can I get root access on this server?”

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17. “We will get back to you on those security-related changes you recommend”

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